Lost, Season Six
2/2/10 - 5/23/10
Lost, Season Six
2/2/10 - 5/23/10
One year ago today I started this blog. I thought it’d be interesting to monitor my viewing habits, which I considered to be awfully poor. I frequently stopped movies in the middle never to pick them back up. I gorged myself on hours of TV shows on DVD rather than invest in 90 minutes of a feature film. So in an attempt to get back on the wagon, I pitted the only weapon I knew against myself. I refer, of course, to my unfailing neuroses.
365 days later and I’m ready to stop the detailed tracking of titles, thoughts, runtimes, dates, and instead not worry about when I might start or finish a film. Sure, I probably finished more movies in one sitting than ever before in my life, but I’ve also seen less, and given up on opportunities so that I wouldn’t have to catalog them. However, a positive side effect has been my return to a regular creative writing schedule which I sorely lacked in the last few years.
I’ll stop here—I won’t bore you with my ruminations on the act of viewing. Most other conclusions can be drawn straight from the raw data, which I’ve conveniently gathered into a few infographics of varying interest and skill level. See for yourself which month I watched the most movies (June), how many films I saw in the theater (42), or which letter of the alphabet started most of the titles that I watched (S).
Bask in the 277 hours and 12 minutes I spent this year watching movies (that’s 11.5 days, or roughly 3% of the entire year). Take comfort in the fact that the ideal runtime (100 minutes, in my opinion) is also the average runtime of all of the movies I tracked. But most importantly, come follow me over at my new, multi-purpose blog, which you can find here. I can’t promise my neuroses won’t intervene, and I imagine I’ll write about films every so often, but rest assured they will never run amok as they do here.
Thanks for taking the time to read my writing (hi Mom).
JW
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The Limits of Control
3/14/10
I’m terrible at analogies, so I often repeat the only successful one I’ve ever thought of: When vegans bake cakes, they don’t just take out the eggs—otherwise the cake would turn into a soggy mess and collapse on itself in the oven. Instead, they replace the eggs with applesauce, and the cake turns out looking like a cake. Somehow, Jim Jarmusch has found a way to remove the eggs and still come out with a delicious dessert in The Limits of Control—though he removes any semblance of plot or story, he still ends up with a fascinating film.
It sounds counter-intuitive that such a movie would be remotely enjoyable or entertaining. I’ve seen countless student films that use all of the same noir-thriller tropes as Jarmusch employs here (suited criminal with quirks, allegorical anecdotes, “patient” editing styles). But what they lack that Jarmusch brings is a confidence behind the camera to create a mood that envelopes the viewer. (They also lack name-brand talent that can pull off aimless dialogue.)
Honestly, I’m not sure what Jarmusch was trying to say with the film, but I’ve got a few ideas. The fun comes from trying to solve a mystery that might not even be there. It’s not a question with a straight-forward answer, but a meditation on storytelling that requires much audience participation. But if you put a lot into it, you’ll likely get a lot out of it. (That being said, I’ve found my closure and won’t be thinking about it for quite some time.)
The Fourth Kind
3/2/10-3/8/10
Yep, this is how I started the last month of this blog. Not a very good way to keep the momentum going. I’ll admit it, I’m a sucker for media that blurs the lines between fact and fiction, but let’s face it: Orson Welles did it best, and everything else is just clever marketing. Because once you’re inside the theater, the studio has your money and it doesn’t matter how unbelievable the hoax actually is. I really just feel bad for the leading actors who weren’t even credited in an attempt to create an air of truth. (Even though their acting gave the secret away within minutes.)
I was blazing through movies in the first half of the month, but really dropped the ball over the last two weeks. There wasn’t much that I even started— I just spent most of my time either watching films for work (that will remain a secret until March 31), or reruns of Lost. (I keep blowing my own mind watching old episodes that now make so much more sense in the context of this season!) Anyway:
The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call-New Orleans 2/12/10
I could barely think of anything else for 24 hours after seeing this for the first time (2/11/10), and like a song that’s stuck in your head, the only way to get it out was to embrace it and take it all in once again. I still can’t stop thinking about it, and I have never looked forward more to a commentary track (pending its existence). April 6 on DVD. Now give me the kibble.
Cosmos by Carl Sagan 2/14/10
One of these days (this blog must contain more utterances of that phrase than any other), I’ll actually finish watching this series. And one of these days (see?) I will start it when I’m not just returning from a night out on the town. And it will make a lot more sense.
Zombie 2/28/10
This somehow crept onto my Netflix queue, and my finger crept onto the play button around 1:00am and then I fell asleep about 20 minutes in. A zombie on a boat in New York City. That’s all I know (and probably need to know).
I also managed to watch 2 festival screeners on 2/21/10, but again, am embargoed. It’s killing me. Be sure and ask for suggestions if you’re in the area late April/early May. Some really great stuff is coming to town.
Dave Chappelle’s Block Party
2/27/10
I’ve written before about how frustrated I get with most contemporary American documentaries. In short, they too often condescend, oversimplify, forgo subtlety, and play off of the audience’s greatest fears. And most of the time, the filmmakers are simply activists with cameras and money for an editor. Because we are, for some reason, infatuated with this formulaic approach to non-fiction film, the personal documentary has fallen by the wayside. And gems like Dave Chappelle’s Block Party go nearly unnoticed, even with all of the star power and artistic integrity attached to the film.
Block Party is the one doc I keep coming back to and rewatching, simply because of how good it makes me feel. Michel Gondry captures an incredible amount of genuine happiness and excitement that shines from start to finish. If my memory serves me, this movie came out shortly after a long break from Chappelle’s hit Comedy Central show, after which the media portrayed him as having a mental breakdown and going to Africa to escape the perils of show business (or something like that). To see him having a good time—on his own terms—gives the doc a subtle undertone of renewal and rebirth that only comes in the aftermath of such an event. Though the movie never once mentions Chappelle’s past, its presence is felt throughout.
On top of all that, Gondry does an amazing job of reaching out to the audience and bringing them into the community that Chappelle creates over the course of 4 days. Laid over the backdrop of an all-star lineup that includes Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Dead Prez, Common, The Fugees, and so many other talented artists, it’s near impossible to not come away from this movie without a smile on your face. And that’s no small feat for a doc these days.
2/15/10
Because I can’t seem to find any information about this film online, I’m posting the first photo from Google Images that comes up when I search the director’s name. I wonder if I’ll be able to remember which secret movies I’ve watched once I’m allowed to talk about them? T-minus a little more than a month until press conference.
2/14/10
Total insanity, coming your way this spring. (By the way: Little more than one month left until I reach the end of this year of movies.)
The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call-New Orleans
2/11/10
If you haven’t seen it, don’t read this. It just deserves to be seen on its own. It will help if you are either: a) Familiar with the life and work of Werner Herzog (including but not limited to eating his shoe and pulling Joaquin Phoenix from a car wreck on Mulholland Dr.) or b) Familiar with the life and work of Nicolas Cage (including but not limited to his performance in Snake Eyes and Wicker Man, and his consistent ability to get cast despite his filmography). Only then will you be able to fully appreciate how completely absurd and awesome (in the truest sense of the word) it is that Herzog and his cast essentially ventured into the realm of parody.
It’s certainly not for everyone, but The Bad Lieutenant totally blew my mind wide open. Its release could not have come at a better time, as we are knee-deep in the repercussions from the 2007/2008 WGA strike, leaving us with more god-awful, unoriginal “entertainment” than ever before. And Werner Herzog is not afraid to let us know just how embarrassing our national cinema output really is.
I’m just as astounded by Herzog’s massive middle finger to the industry as I am the performances of Nic Cage and company. The casting is brilliant, and lends a strange sense of earnestness to the film—we are so used to seeing them in over-the-top movies that it’s never quite clear whether or not they are in on the joke. Because of this, Herzog is able to simultaneously use the very tropes he so openly criticizes, and walk the fine line between laugh-at and laugh-with. This film was never meant to be taken at face value, but its unapologetic nature makes it more powerful than any straightforward critique of American cinema could be. Beware, future filmmakers: This is how we look to the world.
A Serious Man
2/11/10
Given that I can barely sit through one feature length film in the comforts of my own home, it’s a rather remarkable accomplishment that I was able to keep engaged for 4 and a half hours in a hot, crowded theater full of people who chew with their mouth open. But the Coen Brothers, who started off this double feature at the Castro, delivered with A Serious Man, combining the tried and true elements of their most successful films with new experiments in storytelling for one of their most memorable movies this side of the millennium.
The Coens rarely tell a “new” story (I myself am on the fence as to whether there are any new stories in the first place), but they consistently prove that certain methods of storytelling, when used well, will give rise to an engrossing tale time and time again. Rock solid characters, strong writing, an impressive cast and purposeful direction—when expertly combined—will deliver a stunning final product, even if the story is (quite literally) as old as the Bible. The formula seems so simple, but rarely is it so well realized as in A Serious Man.
It’s worth noting how great the trailer is for this movie, and how perfectly it fits with the tone of the film. It not only serves as a preview, but also complements the movie as a whole. What you know going into a movie effects the experience as much as what you eventually see on screen, and had the trailer been traditionally cut, I don’t know that I would have enjoyed the feature as much. In the spirit of the movie I’ll be ending this write up n